Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new…
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Christmas tree better
|Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman” A Christmas tree doesn’t...
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river…
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame...
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...