Sleep Deprivation
In the sleepy city of Sherrill, N.Y., two unsuspecting adults have found themselves the...
little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...
Nerds versus jocks
|An answer to the eternal question “Is it better to be a jock or...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
Rowing Your Boat
|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw...
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...