Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Charlton are good enough
|The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
How To Screw Up An Interview
We’ve all been interviewed for jobs. And, we’ve all spent most of those interviews...