Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother…
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
A Polish family is sitting in the living room…
A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband...