Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Impressive Hunting Dog
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?lick-a-lot-a-pusSent by rob
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Fight between the musicians
|At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player...
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...