How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
No More Tricks
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at “it” for three days straight.The...
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck…
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...