Too much thinking…
Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
New Computer Viruses!
John Bobbit Virus–Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it....
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
When it’s becing toad!
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The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...