Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Biker boss in Heavan.
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At...
Hints he’s a bad Chiropractor
From Late Show with David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’ve Gone To a Bad Chiropractor10....
How can you tell a blonde has been working on the…
Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There...
Camel Died
Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert....
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...