37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
What’s the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...