If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…the grass was very thickand long,...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...
Victorias Secret…
TOP TEN THINGS MEN SHOULDN’T SAY OUT LOUD AT VICTORIA’S SECRET10. Does this come...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Little johnny at school
One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go...