A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Blonde on blonde
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand...
Blonde Coyote
Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She got stuck in a trap, chewed...
Odd One Out
Q: Which is the odd one out – a refrigerator, a washing machine, a...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?Ha..ha… your dad’s a...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...