Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure…
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state,...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
First illegal, then legal, then…
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His...
So in love
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed...