Weight Control
Weight ControlHere’s the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories perhour they...
Animals Q & A
|Q: Diner: I can’t eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It’s no use....
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Men’s Rude Awakening
The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...