You might be a redneck if…jeans
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At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
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As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
The Apple Corps!
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An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Bingo Card
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