Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Alphabet letters
|How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel … the angels...
Client Bill
A well known rich businessman’s wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
Farm jokes 05
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone...