What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
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Three is equal to four
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Farm jokes 06
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A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
Politically Correct LEXICON
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Penile Operation
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At the spawn shop!
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