Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
The Kid Who Knew too much .
One day a boy approached his mother with a question. “Mom, how come every...
Men And Cats Similar?
How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They’re both...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
Honeymooned!
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Chicken and the road thru history.
Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...