Chicken jokes 03
|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What...
Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...
play bingo
|What do rodents say when they play bingo?’Eyes down for a full mouse’!
Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Rubbit the Rabbit
A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it’s his life long...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...