The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
Europe English
|The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
The Doctors
Nowadays there’s little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Airlines running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...