Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
A Round of Golf
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became...
What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
Hooker Progress
Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one dayjust talking about the...
Clinton in History
What will Bill Clinton be known for in history? The president after Bush!