WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
The Numbers of the Beast
The Numbers of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...