What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
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Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
Bill Clinton in Hell
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Memory Pills
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Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
Bear Hunting
One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went...
Kids and Religion!
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
Japanese
Why are the so smart? They don?t have any blondes.