Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle…
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw...
Arkansas
.. 3 million people, 15 last names.
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Avoid While Waiting For Date
Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents’ House10. Sniff...
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...