Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Why is it so hard
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,...
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
This day holds a lot of meaning for me…
This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day...