Twelve days Microsoft
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market…
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One...
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show…
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had...
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...