A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
Encyclopedias for sale
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.