Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...