OLD NEVER DIES 15
|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
YOU MEAN ME?
|A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first...
A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...
The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...