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Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the...
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Caught Speeding.
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Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
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A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
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You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
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This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
The Chinese construction worker.
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