How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...
Interpreting Coporate Titles…
The real interpretation of corportate titles:CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD: Leaps tall building in a...
Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...