Things men shouldn’t say after sex…
Things Men Should “Never” Say After Sex:1) “I was kidding about being sterile, you...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
Noah And Today’s Ark
Noah And Today’s ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months...
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
Confucious say
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Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Polish Guy At the Beach
A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...