Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...
F Word Usage
Fuck is such a versatile word…Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked...
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, “See mom,...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...