A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
Ebonics As a Second Language
A FRIEND OF MINE HAS AN 18 YEAR OLD SON NAMED LEROY. HE ATTENDS...
4 Blonde quickies…
How do you know a blonde’s been at your computer? The joystick’s wet.How else...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...