Everything we need
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
Angry Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
Why do….
Why do hummingbirds hum?They forgot the words……
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...