Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
New Language Courses Ameirca
NEW LANGUAGES BEING TAUGHT IN AMERICAAfro-American Speak — Ebonics (or We-Beonics)Irish-American Speak — LeprechaunicsNative-American...
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
A dog’s chalkboard assignments
|This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.