Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner…
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom& Pop” grocery...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
An Hour of Pleasure
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Job well done
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As...
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.