Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
Where is this bus going?
|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,...
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.