Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Fixing broken computers
|An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech...
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim…
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim....
ne day, this man, Tony, died…
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he...
There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands…
There’s a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy...
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...