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Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
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Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
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A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
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What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah