man and E.T
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Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner…
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on...
Acronyms
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Imagine this.
A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her...
Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
Top reasons why it’s great to be Canadian
It beats being an American. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...