It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age…
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age,rather curious. He...
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the…
A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign...
Wheat Field Blonde
One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed...
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he...
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...