Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
Assassin Interview
fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three...
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...