Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
Room Service
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in...
The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...