Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Same Aid
One way to live together and never have an argument is for both husband...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
16 years later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor...
3 Sick Soldiers…
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...