Christmas flavor
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves...
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and…
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend,...
New weapon Chicken Gun
|Flash – New Weapon in America’s Arsenal – Dubbed ‘The Chicken Gun’Senate majority leader...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!