Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
Holiday Party Festivity Levels
Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their hors...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...
Female Stages Of Life
AGE DRINK 17 – Wine Coolers 25 – White wine 35 – Red wine...
There was life before the computer
|An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...