Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
Heavenly Help
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were…
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
Marriage quotes 12
|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep...
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.