Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...
Are YOU A HARD MAN?
Are YOU A HARD MAN?1/. When reaching your sexual climax do you?a) Make low...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
This day holds a lot of meaning for me…
This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
Real opcodes
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An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...