A few questions and answers
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...