Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special…
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it....
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
A pool table?
|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
Computer And A Woman:
Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch...
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were…
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on...
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...