Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.